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Comedy VAMPIRE!

Updated: 16 hours ago

New York metropolitan area

New York–Newark–Bridgeport, NY, NJ, CT, PA

"Huh? I am not a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi."

AGE:50's


BIRTHDATE: December 9


CASH APP: PENDING


GENDER: Cis-Man


HISPANIC ORIGIN: Not of Hispanic, Latino, or Spanish origin


INTERESTS: MMA, Social Media, Sports, Stock Investments, TikTok


JOBS: On-Demand Driver for Ride-Hailing/Delivery Services, Security Guard, Stand-Up Comedian


LIFESTYLE: Dog Activist, Hypersexualist, Omnivore


NAMES: Comedy Vampire, Matt, Matt Stueck, Mental Patient, Therapy


PHILOSOPHIES: Democratic-Socialism, Progressive


PRONOUNS: He/Him


RACE: White/German, Irish, English American


RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Separated/In a Relationship


SEX: Heterosexual Male


SUN SIGN: Sagittarius


TOPICS: News/Politics, Pop Culture


TRADEMARKS: Bernie Sanders' Populism, Frenetic, Highly Sensitive Person


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