MattComedy VAMPIRE!
Updated: Mar 6, 2021
New York metropolitan area
New York–Newark–Bridgeport, NY, NJ, CT, PA
comedyvampire@eatingasstherapy.com
"Huh? I am not a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi."
AGE:50's
BIRTHDATE: December 9
CASH APP: PENDING
GENDER: Cis-Man
HISPANIC ORIGIN: Not of Hispanic, Latino, or Spanish origin
INTERESTS: MMA, Sports, Stock Investments, To Become Famous on TikTok and Other Social Media Apps Made for Teens
JOBS: On-Demand Driver for Ride-Hailing/Delivery Services, Security Guard, Stand-Up Comedian
LIFESTYLE: Dog Activist, Dominant Sensualist, Omnivore, Polyamorous, Snowflake
NAMES: Bully's Bully, Comedy Vampire, Matt, Matt Stueck, Mental Patient, Therapy
PHILOSOPHIES: Bernie Sanders' Populism, Democratic-Socialism, Ex-Catholic, Leftist, Progressive
PRONOUNS: He/Him
RACE: White/German, Irish, English American
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Separated/In a Relationship
SEX: Heterosexual Male
SUN SIGN: Sagittarius
TOPICS: News/Politics, Pop Culture
TRADEMARKS: ADHD, Bipolar, Depression, Easily Triggered, Frenetic, Highly Sensitive Person, Passionate, Righteous Indignation, Social Anxiety
